CARTOONS

Altatude Fall 2020

“I’m drinking a fuck it from the whatever region.”
LARS KENSETH
“I’m drinking a fuck it from the whatever region.”
Alta editors sift through hundreds of cartoon submissions every quarter—and then argue about which ones to include in the magazine. We’re done fighting. These are the funnies that made the cut. 

“No matter where I go, someone always has to point out I’m not Frankenstein—I’m Frankenstein’s monster.”IVAN EHLERS
“No matter where I go, someone always has to point out I’m not Frankenstein—I’m Frankenstein’s monster.”
“You could have told me I’ve been talking to your ass for 15 minutes.”NAVIED MAHDAVIAN
“You could have told me I’ve been talking to your ass for 15 minutes.”
“Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?”PAUL SCHWARTZMAN
“Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?”
“No, the corset feels OK, but the thong keeps riding up.”ROBERT LEIGHTON
“No, the corset feels OK, but the thong keeps riding up.”
“Howdy there, Ms. O’Keeffe! Boy, those vaginas are sure comin’ in nice this year!”LARS KENSETH
“Howdy there, Ms. O’Keeffe! Boy, those vaginas are sure comin’ in nice this year!”

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