CARTOONS

Altatude Spring 2019

“Mom said dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he’s not 60 anymore?”
ALAN ROZANSKI
“Mom said dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he’s not 60 anymore?”
Every quarter, Alta editors receive hundreds (and hundreds) of cartoon submissions for Altatudes, the comic-filled back page of the magazine. These are our picks for Alta's 2019 Spring Issue.

“Only me, you and the internet know how I feel about you.”HILARY CAMPBELL
“Only me, you and the internet know how I feel about you.”
"Do you have any other books on hoarding?"DAVID R. HOWELL
“Do you have any other books on hoarding?”
“I called you my little succulent because you’re low maintenance.”PHILL WITTE
“I called you my little succulent because you’re low maintenance.”
“I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me.”AMY KURZWEIL
“I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me.”
“Still no kills, but I did get my 100,000 steps in!”BILL BORDERS
“Still no kills, but I did get my 100,000 steps in!”
“Just water, thanks.”LARS KENSETH
“Just water, thanks.”