ALTATUDE

Altatude Summer 2019

“Ha, ha, ha, very funny, Mr. Musk.”
JOHN MORENO
“Ha, ha, ha, very funny, Mr. Musk.”
Every quarter, Alta editors receive hundreds (and hundreds) of cartoon submissions for Altatudes, the comic-filled back page of the magazine. These are our picks for Alta's 2019 Summer Issue.

“Picture yourself in a calm and serene oasis where you can’t smell Bryce’s feet.”DREW PANCKERI
“Picture yourself in a calm and serene oasis where you can’t smell Bryce’s feet.”
“It was in that moment that Kevin realized... print truly was dead.”JOHN MORENO
“It was in that moment that Kevin realized… print truly was dead.”
“It’s not a catnap. I’m microdozing.”LARS KENSETH
“It’s not a catnap. I’m microdozing.”
“It’s time to end the suffering.”BILL ABBOTT
“It’s time to end the suffering.”
“Blam! Crossfit, baby!”JOHN MORENO
“Blam! Crossfit, baby!”
“Good news, honey—I’ve been fired. We’re rich!”KAAMRAN HAFEEZ
“Good news, honey—I’ve been fired. We’re rich!”

ONLINE EXCLUSIVE 

KAAMRAN KAFEEZ
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
IVAN EHLERS
“’Global warming is coming faster than you think,’ he says. ‘It’ll be an ocean-front property in weeks,’ he says…”
DREW PANCKERI
“I do children’s parties, festivals, and nightmares.”

AMY KURZWEIL
BILL BORDERS
“I’m torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification.”